• Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
  • Me:
  • Astronomy professor:
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  • Astronomy professor:
  • Me:
  • Astronomy professor:
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  • Astronomy professor:
  • Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!

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itsabedinfolks:

That bite of the lip. Oh god!

so fucking perfect

itsabedinfolks:

That bite of the lip. Oh god!

so fucking perfect

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Mean Girls is on, omg yes

Omfg

Omfg

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accutanebitch:

my new therapy audiobook is intense.

Her face at the end ahahahaha

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